Statistics Mid-Terms

Oh man, never in my life..did I feel very anxious about taking an exam.
No matter what subject it is, I breeze through it with no fail.
But man, Statistics midterms?! Probabilities are NOT my thing.
And it just so happens that we are on that chapter.

I tried studying for it because I cannot afford to get even a C on this test.
So I opened my book last night and thought I should cram for it.
Then BAM! I realize that I do not know how to study 0_0
I always pass and get my A's with not much effort, that when I actually
need my A..I do not know how to get it..with studying.

So I read my notes, and try to do the example problems..
Then I tried doing more problems on the book..but I totally do not get it.
Why is it that when the teacher shows you how to work on a problem,
on the book the questions they give you are in no way similar to what the teacher has shown.

I have no problems with Statistics, its just those darn probabilities.
They kill me and I just don't get them.

"You have 2 dice in your hand. What is the probability that the first dice will roll and odd number and the second one would land on a 6?"

Like I care about the percentage on which number my dice would roll!
Just roll the dice and play monopoly!

Math never applies to real life.... (well, stats is not really math)
So I walked into a building and saw a triangular painting.
My first thought would be "I wonder what's the SIN, COS, TAN of that painting? Hm.."

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............... yeah, like that would ever happen.